February 2012
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Feb 13th
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why do i always get myself involved with the ones that live so far away.. this is NOT gonna end pretty
Feb 12th
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getoutofhellfree: lickmypersuasion: yell0w-bird: Beyoncé being a hoodrat again lol OH MY GOD  BEYONCE DANCING TO BIRTHDAY CAKE BEST THING EVER i hit the reblog button before it even loaded tbh i love how she be patt`n  her hurr lol
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 3rd
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me:
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
18 posts
Jan 28th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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[begin rant] aint it funny how people talk sh*t bout u, yet theyre pretty much describing themselves but to a lesser more tamer degree. aint it funny how you guys are 10 years older than me, yet still keep bring up the same ol sh*t like a broken record. aint it funny how i was the better person to actually appologize to guys 3 years ago, when i know i wasnt the only on who did sh*t.. thinkin  u...
Jan 12th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
20 posts
Dec 30th
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Dec 29th
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I hate how,
1252011: I always feel like I’m annoying to everyone around me. I feel like I’m a bothersome to everyone and I feel like I’m just there. That’s why I’m not a very social person. That’s why I don’t text anyone first, and that’s why I never text anyone twice after they haven’t replied.  story of my life bro.
Dec 28th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people...
lmaogtfo: Me:
Dec 9th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
30 posts
Nov 30th
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